Damn the movie trailers look good!!!!
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Takeshi Castle
Guys around my age, say give or take 5 years, remember watching this on sat or sun morning in the early to mid 90s?
This was way before ninja warrior!
all for the fun and laughs!
Do watch it, take it as a blast from the past.
This is part 1
This was way before ninja warrior!
all for the fun and laughs!
Do watch it, take it as a blast from the past.
This is part 1
Monday, January 11, 2010
Joke Joke Joke
Pastors Business Card
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10..'
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.' Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.'
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10..'
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.' Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.'
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Night out with the guys at KTV
Sadly, we didn't take much photos and my phone has lousy camera, video cam.
Anyway, it was a great night with Paul, Shin and Sam.
Below is me singing......I know can't see my face...my phone sucks
Anyway, it was a great night with Paul, Shin and Sam.
Below is me singing......I know can't see my face...my phone sucks
Saturday, January 09, 2010
Words of Grandma/ 阿嬷的话
Shawn introduce this song to me and it really reminds me of my late grandma.
I've shared this many times on facebook, lets do it one more time.
(Its in hokkien....)
I've shared this many times on facebook, lets do it one more time.
(Its in hokkien....)
Friday, January 08, 2010
A crude joke
Ok, its very R(A), those below 18, skip this post.
A cowboy was riding across the desert when he came across an indian.
The cowboy asked the indian if he knew the time.
The indian immediately laid on the ground with his dick sticking up toward the sky.
The indian looked at his dick and said "Time is 11:20, kemosabe".
The cowboy than moved on.
Much later, he came across another indian and again he asked for the time.
Again the indian laid on the ground, looked at his upright dick, and replied, "Time is 2:45, kemosabe." The cowboy moved on and still later he came across a third indian and he again asked for the time. This time the indian started beating off. The shocked cowboy asked what he was doing and the indian replied: "Winding watch."
A cowboy was riding across the desert when he came across an indian.
The cowboy asked the indian if he knew the time.
The indian immediately laid on the ground with his dick sticking up toward the sky.
The indian looked at his dick and said "Time is 11:20, kemosabe".
The cowboy than moved on.
Much later, he came across another indian and again he asked for the time.
Again the indian laid on the ground, looked at his upright dick, and replied, "Time is 2:45, kemosabe." The cowboy moved on and still later he came across a third indian and he again asked for the time. This time the indian started beating off. The shocked cowboy asked what he was doing and the indian replied: "Winding watch."
Cute Babies!
Guys, have to watch this, this is the nth time I'm watching this, but I never get sick of it.
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
Dumb ass people
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia – Unidentified attackers set fire to a church in Malaysia early Friday amid a growing conflict in the country over the use of the word "Allah" by non-Muslims, officials said... source: Yahoo news
Few bits of thoughts:
If the word "Allah" is exclusive to muslims, do they mean that they are saying that only their god exist?
The tribespeople are Malay-speaking, so Catholic officials say "Allah" is the only word they know for God.
But many Muslims in Malaysia have refused to accept the argument that "Allah" is an Arabic word that predates Islam, and that it is used by Christians in countries such as Egypt, Syria, Lebanon and Indonesia regularly in their worship.
Anal, simply anal.
As a Christian, I have been taught to respect all other religions and believers, but this incident is absolutely unacceptable. I have some muslim friends and for sure they are nowhere as anal as this.
I understand that Malaysia is a muslim country, but does any Catholic, Buddhist or Christian country forbid muslims living in that country using the word God?
And with the government appealing a court verdict allowing a Catholic publication to use the common word for God in the Malay language, which result in the High court suspending its decision till the appeal, it just shows discrimination against other religions. What's next? Jail terms? Death sentence till the other religions don't exist in that land?
It may be a word, but the actions that followed definitely has made many of us see how anal(can't find another less vulgar word) these people are.
Now there's church burning, whats next? Cause an international religious war? You never know.
Few bits of thoughts:
If the word "Allah" is exclusive to muslims, do they mean that they are saying that only their god exist?
The tribespeople are Malay-speaking, so Catholic officials say "Allah" is the only word they know for God.
But many Muslims in Malaysia have refused to accept the argument that "Allah" is an Arabic word that predates Islam, and that it is used by Christians in countries such as Egypt, Syria, Lebanon and Indonesia regularly in their worship.
Anal, simply anal.
As a Christian, I have been taught to respect all other religions and believers, but this incident is absolutely unacceptable. I have some muslim friends and for sure they are nowhere as anal as this.
I understand that Malaysia is a muslim country, but does any Catholic, Buddhist or Christian country forbid muslims living in that country using the word God?
And with the government appealing a court verdict allowing a Catholic publication to use the common word for God in the Malay language, which result in the High court suspending its decision till the appeal, it just shows discrimination against other religions. What's next? Jail terms? Death sentence till the other religions don't exist in that land?
It may be a word, but the actions that followed definitely has made many of us see how anal(can't find another less vulgar word) these people are.
Now there's church burning, whats next? Cause an international religious war? You never know.
All over again!
Hi everyone who graces this blog, Happy New Year!
2010, a new decade.
For all of you who have read my blog before, you'd have realised that I've deleted everything. Yes, Everything.
Little by little, maybe, I will explain everything again, but now, I just wanna refresh and restart my blog for this new decade.
This is a re-introduction of myself.
(Guys bear with it ya lol)
First of all, my name is Andy Teow.
Born 17 July 1981 in Singapore.
I love playing basketball, football, bowling and pool.
Loves singing, listening to music.
And been watching alot of dramas and movies lately as well.
On the sports side:
Have been a Chelsea fan since 1996, AC Milan fan since early 1990s
Favourite player? Marco Van Basten.
Basketball wise, I'm always a Chicago Bulls fan, with or without Michael Jordan.
And of course my favourite player of all time is Jordan.
Favourite active player? I would say Allen Iverson.
Music, I listen to almost anything.
And my singing Kaki is Shin aka SenFeng.
Family:
I have my dad Anthony, Mum Cynthia and sisters Cindy and Candy.
They are the most important to me. :)
I guess thats all the personal info I would reveal now.
Abit more I would like rant here:
Posts on my blog are purely my views.
Anything written by me will be mine! (lol)
Be kind to me and I will respect you.
Flame me of any sorts, I will return double.
I never forgive, I never forget.
What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger.
Thank you.
Happy reading.
2010, a new decade.
For all of you who have read my blog before, you'd have realised that I've deleted everything. Yes, Everything.
Little by little, maybe, I will explain everything again, but now, I just wanna refresh and restart my blog for this new decade.
This is a re-introduction of myself.
(Guys bear with it ya lol)
First of all, my name is Andy Teow.
Born 17 July 1981 in Singapore.
I love playing basketball, football, bowling and pool.
Loves singing, listening to music.
And been watching alot of dramas and movies lately as well.
On the sports side:
Have been a Chelsea fan since 1996, AC Milan fan since early 1990s
Favourite player? Marco Van Basten.
Basketball wise, I'm always a Chicago Bulls fan, with or without Michael Jordan.
And of course my favourite player of all time is Jordan.
Favourite active player? I would say Allen Iverson.
Music, I listen to almost anything.
And my singing Kaki is Shin aka SenFeng.
Family:
I have my dad Anthony, Mum Cynthia and sisters Cindy and Candy.
They are the most important to me. :)
I guess thats all the personal info I would reveal now.
Abit more I would like rant here:
Posts on my blog are purely my views.
Anything written by me will be mine! (lol)
Be kind to me and I will respect you.
Flame me of any sorts, I will return double.
I never forgive, I never forget.
What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger.
Thank you.
Happy reading.
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